2006-05-25 - The last post ever.
2006-03-30 - Short Term Memory Loss
2006-01-26 - 100 Ways to Kill Your Lover
2006-01-08 - A year in the life
2005-11-26 - This is just a place holder so they don't kick me off
2005-08-18 - "Jeb, please block those reporters from my vision so I can sink this damn putt..."
2005-07-06 - Fuck up all you want, fuck up
2005-03-31 - The greatest heist ever
2005-03-30 - HEY hey KIDS kids WHERE ARE YOU? NOBODY TELLS YOU WHAT TO DO BABY huuuuuuuuuuu
2005-03-21 - Back in a flash
2005-01-31 - STOP OR MY MOM WILL SHOOT... SUCKED!
2005-01-19 - "Unnecessary Conversation With Operator is Prohibited by Law"
2005-01-06 - Grow up.
2004-12-27 - Welcome back welcome back welcome baaaaack
2004-12-20 - Time to blow the dust off of this thing
2004-11-11 - VIVAAAAAA LAS VEGAAAAAAS
2004-11-03 - Unity through stupidity - We've all lost together
2004-10-26 - You must have all eaten paint chips as kids. My mom never bought me that cereal I guess...
2004-10-24 - "You've given me nothing but the best // I've given you nothing..."
2004-10-18 - Breathe in through the nose, out through the mouth
2004-10-11 - The Unknown holds so much more than the drawl of knowing what's to come
2004-09-21 - 4.0 Ounces to Freedom
2004-09-12 - The summer is dead.
2004-08-31 - An Open Message from a Tired Soul
2004-08-27 - That's from Beck by the way.
2004-08-23 - TOOOOOOO BUSY
2004-08-13 - The only thing to fear is ....
2004-08-05 - Don't ever let them tell you that they're all the same
2004-08-05 - Don't ever let them tell you that they're all the same
2004-08-03 - Caught
2004-08-02 - I'll sit here and wait for you until the bomb goes off
2004-07-26 - Nonsense on Nonsense
2004-07-16 - BECAUSE YOU WERE LONELYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!
2004-07-13 - Yours for the low low price of loyalty and love
2004-07-10 - Orlandoooo my god get me out of here
2004-07-05 - Going out with a bang
2004-07-05 - Going out with a bang
2004-07-01 - EVERYONE AT SCHOOL THINKS I'M A FRIGGIN IDIOT
2004-06-28 - For you but for me
2004-06-18 - Losing my head in anger
2004-06-14 - Way to go Captain Schedule
2004-06-06 - OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOtah
2004-06-04 - I've slept 6 hours in the past 3 days
2004-06-03 - THIS is My space. Not Myspace.
2004-06-01 - Mondays - Not just for Monday anymore
2004-05-30 - How I Spend My Summer Vacation
2004-05-25 - Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, consectetur adipisicing elit, sed do eiusmod tempor incididunt ut labore et dolore magna aliqua
2004-05-16 - 5 in 8
2004-05-09 - THE DEVIL IN DIS EYES
2004-05-04 - Wanton
2004-04-27 - WRI TTEN AT WORK
2004-04-21 - THIS IS A SHOUTOUT TO ALL MY STRANGERS OUT THERE!
2004-04-19 - Grim Weeper
2004-04-12 - What the helll? That's not Pamelaoooooooh my fucking godf!qwef23k`1k <---- (barfing)
2004-04-09 - HAPPY 10th BIRTHDAY OF BEING DEAD, CORPSE!
2004-04-05 - OH FOR OH FOUR OH FORE
2004-03-22 - IT'S OFFICIAL WHEN ALL YOU DIE NONE O YO NIGGAS IS REALLY GON MISS YOU!
2004-03-17 - Zero Tolerance Control Freak
2004-03-13 - This would have been current events...yesterday
2004-03-07 - AND IF YOU WANT IT, THEN COME AND GET IT!
2004-03-04 - READ THE GODDAMN BOOK ALREADY!
2004-02-26 - I wrote this at work
2004-02-22 - Feel better
2004-02-19 - Nipple Fucking Shit Eaters - make that four: a dance through the dark recesses of our minds
2004-02-17 - -
2004-02-16 - P burgh
2004-02-06 - Dinner Hour : real time of the day :: tooth fairy : real person
2004-02-03 - THIS IS A CEASE AND DESIST ORDER FROM ME
2004-02-02 - MINI-KISS
2004-02-02 - Finally rocking the vote.
2004-01-25 - Yeah, that was easy (My trip to Missy Sippy)
2004-01-18 - Lord of the Things
2004-01-11 - Life wayyyyy less ordinary
2004-01-08 - All you crazy people, just .... I don't even know what you should be doing.
2003-12-26 - Put it all down, every single last weapon
2003-12-13 - Transition
2003-11-29 - Brain down for renovation. Sorry for the inconvience
2003-11-28 - The Atkin's Diet or How I Lost Everything to Meat
2003-11-16 - Renga
2003-11-04 - -
2003-11-02 - Saturday at the Barbers
2003-10-30 - -
2003-10-27 - Toilet Time
2003-10-24 - I jam with stupid
2003-10-21 - Change of Heart
2003-10-15 - Just let it go that he didn't let it go
2003-10-11 - Lost week
2003-09-30 - First Day at the Races Part 1
2003-09-25 - Dirty Little Devils
2003-08-25 - Back from Plattsburgh
2003-08-18 - Belmonaut: if he starts shit up again, I'm belmonaut.diarylanding this shit so fast his pubes will grow in
2003-08-11 - Brought2
2003-08-05 - The Man With No Name
2003-07-29 - My First Day
2003-07-24 - What the shit....
2003-07-14 - Frankie goes to Holy Wood(aka heaven)
2003-07-11 - Complaint's Department
2003-07-08 - They do WHAT NOW!
2003-07-08 - Looks like we got ourselves a reader hea...
2003-07-05 - RE: President Bush allowing this country to fall into corruption
2003-07-05 - For Erin
2003-07-03 - Fucking around with the park
2003-07-01 - Politics run rampant
2003-06-29 - This is the last day these emotions will be here. Good riddance.
2003-06-28 - From Britain to Britain
2003-06-24 - Tripped out
2003-06-17 - This is by far the longest entry ever.
2003-06-11 - -
2003-06-09 - Old Vs. New
2003-06-06 - Limbo
2003-05-30 - 6 hours
2003-05-28 - This makes little to no sense (pornographic)
2003-05-25 - Saturday Morning Cartoons
2003-05-19 - This is the end, the end my friend, the end
2003-05-06 - Just keep reading
2003-05-04 - Help, I've fallen and I can't get up
2003-04-23 - Goodbye internet for a while
2003-04-22 - This is just too much
2003-04-13 - War in
2003-04-06 - Yo baby whats up!
2003-04-04 - HA BIR DAY DEE DEE
2003-03-27 - I am undoubtly banned from Great Britain as of...now
2003-03-12 - Ching chang kitty lomein
2003-03-10 - Fortified
2003-03-05 - Anti-Anti-War Mall
2003-03-04 - From Start to Finish
2003-02-28 - The Schlong one
2003-02-23 - Big weekend bonanza
2003-02-20 - Leaving Soon
2003-02-18 - That fucking guy
2003-02-16 - Poetry Reading
2003-02-14 - Lonely Hearts Club REcipe
2003-02-09 - You know, the little things in life
2003-02-08 - Ice Trek
2003-02-05 - In case you ain't knowin, in case you ain't herd....
2003-01-26 - Meaning that it will never happen (the bridge thing and all)
2003-01-19 - Bostooooooone!
2003-01-13 - Geriatric School
2003-01-11 - Play
2003-01-08 - Insomniac Soapbox Rampage
2003-01-07 - Ready to run
2003-01-05 - Red Label Revisited
2003-01-01 - Happy New Year, Motherfuckers!
2002-12-30 - Grand Theft Auto Vice City Theatre
2002-12-26 - Merry Day AFter Christmas
2002-12-23 - R.I.P. Joe Strummer. MMM the numbness
2002-12-22 - I'm the MULLET MAN (MULLET MAN!)
2002-12-20 - E=MC Paul Barman
2002-12-18 - buh buh buh buh buh buh
2002-12-15 - Old School in the Old Town
2002-12-14 - Laters, First Semester of the end of all semesters
2002-12-11 - Wendy's makes everything better
2002-12-09 - I'm an idiot
2002-12-07 - Take that motherbitches!
2002-12-03 - Sock it to ya..-uh.
2002-12-02 - RE: being kicked in the nuts
2002-11-30 - Second of the day
2002-11-29 - HArry Potter can suck on these with his magic
2002-11-25 - Ol' School
2002-11-19 - SLAM!
2002-11-19 - Virgin Suicides hauts me
2002-11-17 - New look
2002-11-15 - I don't give a goddamn for your reading my porn transactions
2002-11-14 - I completely violated the w32.stator virus directly in it's stuck up asshole. Because it fucked my computer up. The end.
2002-11-13 - Shorty Story
2002-11-12 - Denial on MTV
2002-11-12 - Urination Fascination
2002-11-04 - Halloween fright on a friday night
2002-10-30 - Us VS. Them (kinda)
2002-10-29 - guh
2002-10-23 - The Toilet Shitter
2002-10-10 - "Favro, you fuck.....you're coming with me!"
2002-10-09 - Translation
2002-10-07 - The Skeleton
2002-10-04 - And then....
2002-09-29 - Tiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiime is on my side
2002-09-23 - Now batting, short stop, number 21, Wesley Willis *SPLOOCH*
2002-09-22 - 24 hours of Hate (or Love)
2002-09-21 - The Crazy Sideways Hat Clown Nose Beer Ball Tap Round in full effect
2002-09-17 - Reclaim
2002-09-16 - Wriggleys Doublemint Fugg gum
2002-09-10 - This is an important day...because the cable guy is coming today
2002-09-06 - Big bowl of shit for dinner
2002-09-03 - The beginning of an end just beginning
2002-09-02 - This is what's actually happening now.
2002-08-29 - Sucked In
2002-08-28 - MY house is a very very very odd house.
2002-08-23 - Fucking Go Away
2002-08-22 - End of Summer
2002-08-19 - Six Flags = PBBBBBBBBBBBT
2002-08-18 - How are you boobing today?
2002-08-17 - First Final Blowout at the Expo Center
2002-08-15 - Edgy pt 2
2002-08-14 - Edgy pt. 1
2002-08-14 - The beginning of the end
2002-08-09 - OH NO YOU DI-ANT!
2002-08-07 - You wouldn't understand it. Forget it...
2002-08-06 - Wacky ass shit
2002-08-05 - The Failures of the Highway Patrol
2002-08-04 - What's the buzz with the Slums of Beverly Hills?
2002-08-03 - "That's so Gay...that's not what I mean""Next you're gonna tell me that monkey's gay" "Well how do you know he doesn't smoke monkey pole?"
2002-07-30 - Apocalypse Now...That's What I Call Music
2002-07-30 - A walk down memory lane
2002-07-29 - Bittersweet Synonyms
2002-07-28 - OOOOOOOOOOOOOOLD MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN
2002-07-26 - The Battle of The Battle of Phone Tag
2002-07-25 - Belmo wins the Battle of Phone Tag
2002-07-24 - "Thizzzz izzz MAH howse and if you don't like it, you can get he fuck out"
2002-07-23 - Lopsided thunderstorm
2002-07-22 - YOU'RE GONNA DIE, CLOWN!
2002-07-18 - THE REVOLUTION WILL NOT BE TELEVISED - IT WILL BE SCANNED!
2002-07-16 - Welcome to Paradise
2002-07-15 - Bamboozled, Jilted, Hornswoggled + Hoodwinked
2002-07-14 - "DANCE! TOO MUCH BOOTY IN THE PANTS!
2002-07-12 - Belmo got the Rock.
2002-07-10 - The Last Lowell Rant....... for a while
2002-07-09 - Red on Red
2002-07-08 - This goes out the the retaaaahds in Bawwwston
2002-07-03 - The Rant of 101 Curses
2002-07-23 - Kneel before ZOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!
2002-06-29 - Belmo's vacation backfires
2002-06-26 - All the ladies in the house go....away
2002-06-27 - Thank you thank you thank you. I'd like to thank the acadamy...
2002-06-19 - Belmo On TV
2002-06-18 - Yet another rant about school
2002-06-13 - Belmo VS. TV
2002-06-10 - Glug glug glug glug glug glug glug
2002-06-06 - What are we gonna do, Tommy? Wait for Ze Germans?
2002-06-03 - Belmo and the Shopping Cart tag team Phatsburgh!
2002-05-31 - 56k of glory
2002-05-29 - Rebirth of Slick
2002-05-27 - I would not like it in a bar, I would not like in on the floor..."
2002-05-23 - Welcome to Paradise, sucka
2002-05-20 - It's a cruel....cruel summer.
2002-05-17 - Bye bye city bye bye
2002-05-13 - God Bless America, Land of that stuff
2002-05-12 - Poetry Slammed
2002-05-11 - The shortest entry ever.
2002-05-08 - Rocking the WQKE with DJ Pirana
2002-05-05 - The end of the end
2002-04-21 - Shake (and bake) Rattle and Roll
2002-04-20 - I jumped off a roof.
2002-04-15 - Hey hey hey, I'm EXXXXhausted.
2002-04-11 - Panic Room
2002-04-08 - Fucking shit. Don't look at me to solve problems
2002-04-07 - GOOOOOOOOO what a week.
2002-03-22 - It's when you stop moving that they get you and dont let go
2002-03-21 - Everything goes away in the end...and you can have it all...you know the rest.
2002-03-21 - The Fifth Resident Evil Inc.
2002-03-20 - GO away motherfucker
2002-03-19 - Don't be silly... I invented electricity. MSNBC is the Devil!
2002-03-18 - GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
2002-03-15 - WAHOOOOOOOOO! SPRING BREAK! YEAH WOOHOO...hey just when are we supposed to get rowdy? - Milhouse (not the band)
2002-03-13 - I swear to something that I can't take it anymore
2002-03-11 - Brasier Party
2002-03-07 - This one goes out to tape, because he hates these
2002-03-03 - the beginning of the end
2002-03-03 - Quotes for quotes
2002-03-01 - "I'm 22 (21 really) don't know what I am gonna do..."
2002-02-27 - Finger Fun
2002-02-25 - Turning Faster Than Sound
2002-02-21 - GOOOOOOOOO! what a week.
2002-02-17 - NY vs. CT: Sometimes the best (wo)man doesn't win
2002-02-17 - Game Show Hosts, Free Bars and Weezer: Sounds like a weekend
2002-02-15 - Long time, no pee
2002-02-07 - I really stopped giving a shit a long time ago
2002-02-03 - shorty
2002-01-30 - Pride
2002-01-27 - Frat House Heartshake
2002-01-25 - The Cure for Mental Cancer
2002-01-19 - Grandma and Uncle Grandpa VS. Porno and Pot
2002-01-17 - Last Day of Work
2002-01-16 - The Third Year
2002-01-11 - Bush fuck
2002-01-10 - Get away, get away...
2002-01-08 - (part 2)
2002-01-08 - (part 2)
2002-01-08 - This was written at 10 bucks an hour
2002-01-06 - The bio is done
2002-01-06 - ATTENTION!
2002-01-04 - "THIS WILL BE WHAT WE SAID!"
2002-01-02 - Happy New Year (goooo)
2001-12-31 - Glug glug glug *HAPPY NEW YEAR* glug glug glug
2001-12-27 - A iBelmo! guide to "Moonwalker"
2001-12-24 - Belmo's Merry Christmas (BMC)
2001-12-20 - King Belmomandias
2001-12-19 - Sippin on Gin and Juice, laid back.
2001-12-18 - Ludabelmo
2001-12-17 - Belmo Vs. Z-100
2001-12-17 - Gibberishweekend
2001-12-15 - OLd sChooL ReVisitEd
2001-12-12 - Jingle Balls, Jingle Balls...
2001-12-09 - iBelmo! rocks the fuck out
2001-12-08 - feast
2001-12-03 - Up up and Go fuck yourself
2001-11-30 - I suck
2001-11-28 - Fuck this shit
2001-11-23 - Greek Style (not perverted, you perverts)
2001-11-23 - Thanksgiving
2001-11-19 - FINGERFUCKING COCK BLOCK
2001-11-16 - "I woke up this morning and...what the fucking hell are you watching? AHHHHHHHHHH!"
2001-11-16 - Family
2001-11-14 - Angry Belmo
2001-11-12 - Summary of Lowell
2001-11-10 - HOME
2001-11-09 - HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH ABOUT TIME BEEOTCH!
2001-11-07 - Suicidal much?
2001-11-06 - A short description of this entry for the "older links" page:
2001-11-03 - The Life of a Belmo, 2 days deep
2001-10-31 - All that for guuuuh
2001-10-28 - Age? Sex? Arrested for talking to minors?
2001-10-27 - Canuck fucks
2001-10-23 - "I also got a beaded necklace and christmas lights at the salvation army..."
2001-10-21 - The Word of the Day is: Douchefuck
2001-10-14 - Almost there
2001-10-12 - stupid radio bullshit
2001-10-10 - Mumbling buffoon
2001-10-10 - Mumbling buffoon
2001-09-29 - Old School
2001-09-27 - So drunk
2001-09-26 - Hello? Is this thing on?
2001-09-24 - The most asshole thing I've ever done.
2001-09-20 - Scary Day
2001-09-18 - Thanks mang
2001-09-18 - WARM DAYS
2001-09-17 - You cannot deny
2001-09-16 - Saved by the Belmo
2001-09-12 - The Lot Six vs. the USA (or is it?)
2001-09-11 - I'm not here, this isn't happening....
2001-09-11 - Teh beginning of teh end (stock market crash)
2001-09-09 - Whatever It Hardly Takes, She's Got it
2001-09-08 - I can't give a single ounce of explanation for this one
2001-09-06 - Produce?!?!?!?!
2001-09-04 - F Dorm Partes
2001-09-02 - Are YOU ready for the jelly?
2001-08-29 - I wish I was a little bit taller...
2001-05-06 - Free
2001-05-05 - Scared S less
2001-05-04 - Breazzzzy Day
2001-05-04 - Sleepy Poooooo
2001-05-03 - Muggy Day Blues
2001-05-03 - Woodstock probably sucked
2001-05-01 - Nonsense
2001-05-01 - Rodeo Drive
2001-04-30 - Bored and Upset
2001-04-29 - You said who with t he what now?
2001-04-27 - Shitty night
2001-04-25 - Needy?
2001-04-23 - Dot Dot Dot
2001-04-22 - backfromhome
2001-04-21 - Home at Last
2001-04-18 - Cruel Movie
2001-04-17 - Revelation
2001-04-16 - GRRRRR! F NyQuil!
2001-04-15 - Easter (God damn you)
2001-04-14 - Belmo O'Ds on NyQuil (F Easter)
