2004-03-04 - 8:02 p.m.

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READ THE GODDAMN BOOK ALREADY!

So this will be a quick one seeing as I have to go out and do things or the walls will eat me.

GO OUT RIGHT NOW AND READ HOUSE OF LEAVES BY MARK DANIELWESKI!

I suggest finding the darkest, scariest, most fucked up room you can find and reading by flashlight. Also, shoot heroin into your eye and drink rubbing alcohol when you do it. Also, don't die.

Or just get the book and read it. I'm not even done and I'm telling you to read this book. I don't suggest books until I finish them, on account of if they suck in the end, I don't want to be like "THAT BOOK IS AWESOME!! READ IT NOW!" and then at the end, it turns out you've sifted through hundreds of pages of shit and that doesn't fly here in Belmo land.

GO READ THIS BOOK.

I don't care how it ends. Fuck it. I hope it doesn't end. I hope they've figured out how to enginner books where the last page reads on and on forever, like some winding passage of text shooting off into forever as you delve deeper and deeper into the madness of never ending text spewing forth ideas and ideals as you mind numbing take in every single last word in an orgy of memory and education and ecstasy.

Or just go read a really scary book that is really fun to read. I've never had so much fun reading something.

And also by the way, your fly is down.

BMC

ps - no it isn't. stupid.

pps - BMC

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