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2002-01-08 - 4:31 p.m.


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(part 2)

By the way, the last entry was definitely influenced by King Missle, for anyone who got it. For those who didn't, this is the song. Take Stuff From Work (King Missle) Take stuff from work. It's the best way to feel better about your job. Never buy pens or pencils or paper. Take 'em from work. Rubber bands, paper clips, memo pads, folders-take 'em from work. It's the best way to feel better about your low pay and appalling working conditions. Take an ashtray-they got plenty. Take coat hangers. Take a, take a trash can. Why buy a file cabinet? Why buy a phone? Why buy a personal computer or word processor? Take 'em from work. I took a whole desk from the last place I worked. They never noticed and it looks great in my apartment. Take an electric pencil sharpener. Take a case of white-out; you might need it one day. Take some from work It's your duty as an oppressed worker to steal from your exploiters. It's gonna be an outstanding day. Take stuff from work. And goof off on the company time. I wrote this at work. They're paying me to write about stuff I steal from them. Life is good. *************************** I got to quote King missle for 10 minutes of my job. They're paying me to write about stuff I steal (from them) Life is good. BMC

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