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2004-05-09 - 11:18 p.m. *** THE DEVIL IN DIS EYES "Well I saw you with your hands above your head, you stumbled around for a good ten minutes you are the only one who And i problably forgot to tell you this, See you�re not what I expected And you are the only one who I hope you can forgive me for that time You are the only one who And you are the only one who I saw you with your hands above your head What you have just read is her lyrics. She is Maria Mena. Meet her. She has been given a record contract. She has been allowed to record the preceding lyrics, duplicated them into millions of discs, package them into cases with artwork and sell them to you. This is unacceptable. If you could see my brain right now, it is probably doing this Look at her. No. Closer. No. Closer. There. There. See? I told you. The devil. That's why this is happening. Wait, I didn't tell you? Ok, let me tell you. This is music today. I'd give you the MP3 of this song but I'd probably be arrested by the RIAA within seconds and I'm not going to jail for such a paltry song. Go find it on Kazaa or maybe check your local dumpster. I'm sure that you can put any garbage into your CD and it would sound pretty close to this. I was watching MC Battle II on MTV2 and in between commercials, MTV decided to show this video on Advanced Warning and... **************************** I'm glad they called the show Advanced Warning. I was prepared for the worst. I understand that they called it Advanced Warning to show off "Upcoming Hot Bands We Will Shove Down Your Throats". I understand that they pick someone who is destined to be Bjork weird enough to garner attention and then they will proceed to play absolutely zero videos anymore and prevent anyone who was Advanced Warned from enjoying what they were warning you about. Hell, MTV2 is supposed to be all videos and MC Battle II was on MTV2 and Advanced Warning was on MTV. They are playing videos on MTV again and... oh wait, Real World is on now. Sorry, I thought they went back to doing that again. Regardless. This was the video they decided you must go out and throw money at a clerk so that they can shove it in your mouth and you can spit it out into a CD player and become mentally numb for an hour on dribble. This is a commercial for the album. The video is a bunch of close up shots of her face and some random her lying on her back and floating well, Bjork weird style over gravel. And the whole time she's singing songs about her ex-boyfriend's penis being big but she called it small and you hold my hair when I puke and I love you for it. That's the gist of the song. You big dick wonder you. Hold my hair like the he-man epidomy of big dick masterfulness as I vomit and you spin in circles and fall on the floor. Now. I realize some of these lyrics must be symbolic. Shit, I have a Bachelors of Science in English that tells me that I understand that words have meanings behind their original meanings. I'm no stranger to metaphor or hyperbole. But tell me there is deeper meaning to this song than "I tried to be deeper than Poe and failed" and I will laugh at you. Then cry because they sell this shit as music. BMC
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