2003-06-11 - 7:41 p.m.
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This entry will be deleted almost immediately so if you're reading this, enjoy!
I did this to help a friend out because he had to name slopes on a skiing mountain.
This is what you gave me:
1: all the way to the right , one of the main trails, intermidiate, where all the races are held.
2: center trail of the trio main trails (1,2,3) similar to trail 1
3: left of center trail. last of trio intermidiate
4:Teaching area
5: Its kind of a gulley basically a 3 hundred foot trench that is like 30 feet wide and 8 feet deep with rounded walls intermidiate to expert
6: Trail all the way to thte left kind of out of the way. long windy and narrow intermidiate
7: Steepest trail
8: Kind of like trail 7 but a little different haha if you know what that means
9: Run from the bottom of 6 along the bottoms of 7 and 8 to the bottom of 5 kind of acrross the hill and then runs in to 4.
10: Moguls that are made on trail 2
11: The brand new triple chair lift we are putting in to replace our old and main lift that was a double runs to sumit between 1 and 2
12: base lodge
13: Glades trail that will run between either 6 and 7 or 7 and 8. Glades are a treed area that is thined out so you can ski between the trees.
So this is what I give you. I don�t know if you want me to rename the actual place or not, so I named it something in case you did. The names for the place probably suck, but since almost all of these are joke names, it doesn�t matter much. Mix and Match them too, if one works and is in a joke category, use it man. This was all done in fun so utilize it any way you can. Enjoy. -Belmo
The Seriously Helping your ass version #1(winterwonderland themed): Snowfall Slopes
1: Blizzard Cliff
2: Snowy Pass
3: Falling Snow
4: The Flatlands
5: Sparkle Gulley
6: Wintry Way
7: Glisten Hill
8: Powder Cliff
9: Icedust Run
10: the Snow Dunes
11: Crystal Lift
12: Snowman�s Bluff
13: Icicle Glades
The Seriously Helping your ass version #2(Nature themed): Whatever Mountain
1: Leafy Sprint
2: Pinewood Peak
3: Wooded Dash
4: Mother Nature�s Garden
5: Nature�s Trench
6: Frozen River�s Bend
7: Fallen Tree
8: Stone Cliff
9: Maple Run
10: Turtle Gulley
11: Treetop Lift
12: Nature Lodge
13: Enchanted Forest
The Animal names version: Safari Slopes
1: Cheetah Dash
2: Jaguar Sprint
3: Cougar Cliff
4: Kid�s Pen
5: Hippo Trench
6: Snake Slope
7: Giraffe�s Neck
8: Elephant Trunk
9: Rabbit Run
10: Prancing Deer
11: The Some kind of animal name Lift
12: The Watering Hole
13: The Rain Forest
The Stereotypical Tourette�s Version: Ballsuck Mountain
1: Fuckcunt Hill
2: The BallsDildofuckfuckfuck fuckers fuck fuck hill
3: the uncontrollable fits slope
4: Shit Damn Cocksucker Learning Area
5: PussyhairFuckfaceBall-lickMotherfucker
6: Shitshitshitshitshitshit slope
7: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK mountain
8: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK 2 mountain
9: Cockcockfuckyoufuckfuckshitgoddamn Run
10: Bumpy Fuckface Glen
11: Shitsucker Seats that go VROOOOM fucklift
12: Pussyhole House
13: HairyBungholeCockBalls Glades
The Pirate Version: Pirates of the Carri-skiin�
1: ARRRRRR mountain
2: Swashbuckler�s Swindle
3: One Eyed Pete�s Peg Legged Adventure
4: Landlubber�s Port
5: Mariana� s Trench
6: Swabbin the Poopdeck
7: Walk the Plank
8: Cannonball Cliff
9: Blackbeard�s Run
10: the Rough Seas
11: The Misenmast
12: Captain�s Deck
13: Shiver Me Timber Glades
The Stoner/Druggie/Junkie version: Narcotics Glen
1: Spliff Slope
2: Junkie Hill
3: Syringe Slope
4: The Crack Den
5: Bongtube Gulley
6: The K-Hole
7: Rock Bottom
8: Cracked Out Cliff
9: Trackmark Run
10: Crackhead Shakes
11: The Lift Me Up
12: Rehab
13: Ecstasy Lane
The sexually transmitted diseases version: Unprotected Valleys
1: Gonhorrhea Runs
2: Syphallus Slopes
3: Herpes Hills
4: Kids Area
5: The Clap Gap
6: Bladder Infection Gultch
7: Aids Way
8: HIV Hill
9: Pus-Like Discharge Run
10: Genital Warts Slope
11: The Dirty Seat
12: The Tainted Box
13: Public Lice Glades
The Kind of helping but not really helping your ass version: The Ski Resort Resort
1: Racey Mountain
2: Center Reach
3: Left of the Center
4: The Teach Me Area
5: The kind of gulley
6: The Kind of out of the way windy long and narrow run
7: The Steep Slope
8: The other steep slope
9: the Run that runs across everything
10: The bumps on the ground
11: the lift
12: the lodge
13: the Glades
The Cowboy Version: Rancher�s Valley
1: Stampede Run
2: Ranchero Run
3: Yeehaw Run
4: Lasso Training
5: Bullseye Canyon
6: Hogtied
7: Jingling Spurs Slope
8: Cowpoke Cliff
9: Rio Grande Run
10: The Buckin� Bronco
11: Trusty Steed Lift
12: The Watering Hole
13: Dusty Trail
The Gay/Lesbian Skiing Resort Version: Pink Triangles
1: Butch Mountain
2: Fisty Hills
3: Shim Mountain
4: Lipstick Learning Center
5: The Deep Gash
6: The Crooked Cock
7: Munchdown Mountain
8: Strap-on Slope
9: Reacharound Run
10: The Bumpy Ride
11: The Pole Ride
12: The Vibration Station
13: The Covered Box
The names you should never give ski slopes: Suicide Mountain
1: Splintered Skull Run
2: Tree in the Eye
3: Multiple Puncture Rush
4: Minor Skin Irritation Hill
5: The Halfpipe of Hell
6: Guaranteed Death
7: Utter Annihilation
8: Full Body Cast Inducer
9: Hospital Visit Run
10: Buried Children Who Act As Moguls Hill
11: Death Ride
12: Trauma Ward
13: Concussion Lane
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