2002-03-07 - 11:15 a.m.

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This one goes out to tape, because he hates these

Subj: We have visited your website belmonaut.diaryland.com

Date: Wed, 6 Mar 2002 11:21:25 PM Eastern Standard Time

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To: [email protected]

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I'm so glad some people are paying attention to what they do when they go to work. It appears as though corporate America is foaming at the mouth to advertise a diary.

Of course, I'm sure all the other diaryland diaries get the same attention.

So, we must be a corporate diary here at Belmonaut.diaryland.com. And we being me, and the voices in my head, I guess.

Now, we (ehhh forget this) I need to cash in on this if this is gonna be a corporate sponsored site. Taking from other people's ideas, I hereby push out the official BELMONAUT.DIARYLAND.COM HOODIE! I (Tape) Made up this idea and have brought you the fashion trend of tomorrow!

HERE'S THE FRONT!

AND HERE'S THE BACK!

WE WILL SELL THESE ALL OVER THE... wait a second...

Oh shit, this is only fucking spam mail.

Ok.

I actually thought this thing was worthwhile.. oh wait, no. This diary is worthless.

Ehhhh I'll still make the shirts anyway.

Anyone who wants one email me at [email protected], just like these bastards did with my own e-mail address.

I think Bob would be proud.

BMC

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