2003-02-14 - 8:57 p.m.
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Lonely Hearts Club REcipe
DIRECTIONS FOR THE SGT. BELMO'S LONELY HEARTS CLUB MEAL:
Ingredients:
- Thick Chicken Breast
- garlic chunks
- mozzerella cheese
- Plain pasta sauce
- Bitter Hatred for Loneliness
- olives
- onions
- oregano
- at least a cup of tears
- garlic powder
- feta cheese
- Ranch dressing
- basil
- butter
- olive oil
- Spagetthi
- A bunch of french bread
- sharp cheddar cheese
- potatoes
and so on. It's not that important.
DIRECTIONS:
Put the potatoes in tinfoil and put them in the oven for an hour, which should be the amount of time to figure out why the fuck you're making food for yourself.
While the potatoes are cooking, setup your chicken. It's good to marinate it in Italian dressing. It's also good to keep the knife away from yourself for a while.
Bread the chicken thoroughly, then cut a slit into it so that you can cram a bunch of crap in. That crap is feta cheese mashed up with Ranch dressing and Basil. Shreds of crushed dreams are optional
Put a bunch of sauce, garlic chunks, chopped up onions, chopped up olives, bunch of olive oil, a shit load of parmesean and whatever else you feel like. When this is done, put the sauce all over the chicken and put it in the oven on about 300 to cook the shit out of it. In half an hour, throw the mozzerella on top and leave it in there for about 20 minutes or right before its a big smoldering mess in your oven.
Cut the french bread up, butter it up and throw garlic and shredded cheddar all over it. Throw that in the oven. Curse the invention of love.
Take the potatoes out and scoop out the middle. They should be soft, like a pummeled will. Mashed this up in a bowl with milk, salt, pepper and butter. Throw sour cream in for fun. Use the anger of an empty table to fuel your mashing. Cursing at food is not insanity, it's quite normal. Throw those bitches back in, cook the shit out of them and then take everything out. Hope you remembered to make pasta too. Maybe I should have said that before. Maybe I should have said a lot of things. That's not going to change anything now.
Throw more parmesean on top if you want. It's good for you.
So is crying into your food.
For flavor.
BMC
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